My Privacy Policy

If you join my mailing list, I'll drop you a line whenever we are running a sale, or whenever I have a new design posted. If you would consider this crass then perhaps this mailing list might not be the best fit for you. But I promise you this: If you give me your e-mail address I will never share it with another soul.

I hate spam.
I support vigilante justice against spammers.
I will not give spammers your e-mail for any reason.

Let's say some spammers take my dog hostage. They call me up at 3AM and promise poor Grover will meet a grisly fate if I don't turn over my e-mail list immediately.

Well, I only have one thing to say in that situation: Hey Grover, I guess you should have thought of that before shitting in my bed last November.